"I suppose we should all really thank our lucky stars that the BGS "Tiger" has chosen alcohol to destroy his talent rather than women!"
These words from last weeks blog were obviously spoken too soon. Not content with letting Wood's hog the headlines and paparazzi attention, the BGS' very own 'Tiger' is out on the prowl with the very highest society of Delhi and showing a keen eye for the ladies. Obviously, he hasn't quite yet mastered the art of keeping it out of the headlines like Wood's, as the above 'papped' evidence from The Times proves.
Elegantly dressed to kill in a Kevin Kline tux with a Ralph Milne shirt, the Stella quaffing playboy took the Delhi Commonwealth Women's Association ball by storm and was a huge hit with the good women of Delhi. One party goer who wished to remain nameless (pictured with Sir Richard Stagg) was quoted as saying "That Tilley guy is real hot stuff ain't he?" another said "Strappingly handsome, rich and a scratch golfer, what woman wouldn't want him?"
When asked for a comment David Taylor from the BGS was unavailable but, unfortunately for this reporter Rob Lowe wasn't. After 25 mins on how he was done out of a trophy at the recent club championship he eventually said. "I feel really bad having had to make a decision which essentially meant that Tiger didn't get a trophy in the club championship, this may have driven him to extra vices"
When we eventually got to speak to Tiger's agent he read this brief statement.
"John denies completely all rumours that he is in fact leading a double life of quality golf,numerous women and too much alcohol"
He is currently believed to be in hiding at Phil Michelson's holiday home in Skegness England.
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